Nobody does mornings like Electra…
Better late than never with our Christmas photos, I guess, but hey, at least I managed to get them posted while it’s still 2012.
Considering the year we’ve had, I consider that a great accomplishment.
All in all, I’d say we had a pretty great Christmas and I’ll let the photos speak for themselves. Enjoy!
365 Project – Day 285 – Morning People and Everyone Else
I am not a morning person, well at least, I’m not a person who can jump right out of bed and expected to be completely coherent or conscious of her surroundings until I’ve spent at least 15 minutes in the upright position, and had a couple sips of coffee. Really, what can people expect from a girl who got nailed with a double dose of anti-morning genes?
My birthfather Shawn is the most agreeable zombie you’ll ever want to meet in the mornings. For a good half-hour or more after he wakes, he sees the world through a thick fog and half-open eyes, moving slowly and with unsteady gait of one of The Walking Dead. If you try to have a conversation with him before he is fully-caffeinated, you can get him to agree to pretty much anything you ask.
Chocolate pie a la mode with rainbow sprinkles and a cherry on top for breakfast?
Can we flood the backyard and have a two-on-two mud volleyball tournament just for fun?
And how about dying our hair black and purple and head to a Rockies game?
Great idea! Let’s go buy some hair dye!
Once he finishes that coffee though, all bets are off, so it’s best to try and get as much in as you can before he’s fully-conscious.
An early morning with my birthmom, on the other hand, is like playing that old Operation game by Hasbro. Move slowly, precisely, quietly, and with great care and everything will be all right.
But, just one false move and…
Sorry. Game over. Better luck next time.
Momma Dawn is just one of those people that needs a little space in the morning. Set up a decent perimeter, give her a half hour and a nice tall Monster drink and all is right with the world. But come at her first thing with a barrage of questions or demands without giving her time to shake the sleep off and you better know at least some basic Karate moves or be wearing a bulletproof vest to defend yourself from a retaliatory attack.
I like to think that I fall somewhere in between my parents’ two extremes.
While I definitely move a bit slower and more clumsily in the mornings, I certainly do not automatically agree with any suggestion thrown my way. In fact, I tend to just ignore anyone who starts asking me to make decisions before I’ve had at least a half cup of coffee. And while I might throw the occasional glassy-eyed glare at anyone in the room who is bouncing around like Tigger on a sugar high, I usually don’t lash out unless the people around me are going out of their way to provoke a reaction, and well, at that point, they deserve it.
So obviously, my daughter did not inherit her up-in-and-instant-and-ready-to-go-go-go attitude from me. This one, my friends, is aaaaaaaallllll from Daddy, and I’m sure that any of you who know Steven will agree…
Did you notice the overly dramatic fake wailing toward the end, when Cadence was trying to convince me that she’d hurt her foot…no her head? Yeah, there are days when I’m pretty sure we have a soap opera star in the making around here, but hey, at least she’s entertaining.
Tonight’s 365 Project entry is dedicated to all the Not-So Morning People, like me. God grant us the serenity.